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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:49

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Still no good.
share office space ...
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.