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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

Still no good.

share office space ...

No way

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Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What happens if a parent refuses to let their child be transgender? What happens if the parent tries their hardest not to allow their child to be trans, like flushing every bottle of their trans child's HRT down the toilet?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Why is my elder sister so mean?